Booking Terms

ZIONISTS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR MONEY. PALESTINIANS GO FREE FOR EVERYTHING. Should you book an appointment to lecture me on any type of cause, I will immediately end the appointment, block you on all platforms and your booking fee will be forfeited. The profits of said appointment will then be sent to Congolese, Palestinian and Sudanese causes.

If you are part of one of the intentionally disadvanted groups below, please feel free to use one of the below codes in the Coupon Code field button for 50% off any service (except personal moon messages, memberships/subscriptions, services under £80 unless it’s a circle as well as Poverty Connection Calls):

Black people
Indigenous people
Asian people
Brown people
People of Colour
Disabled people
Fat people
Muslim people
Jewish people
People belonging to the LGBTQIA2S+ community
People on welfare benefits

I offer this discount in an effort to uncolonise my practice. No matter the discount, all clients are treated the same. Booking with me means you’re entering a safe, confidential space.

You will receive a Zoom link with all bookings.

COUPON CODES FOR INDIVIDUAL SERVICES

Having changed to Calendly, a scheduling provider more aligned with my values than my previous one, offering discounts has become a little more challenging. But that won’t stop me! So I’ve listed the different services offered with their respective coupon codes below!

50% off

Witch Circles
IMBOLC50
SPRINGEQUINOX50
BELTANE50
LITHA50
LUGHNASADH50
AUTUMNEQUINOX50
SAMHAIN50
YULE50

Astro Sessions
SOULRENEWAL50
SOULPURPOSE50
SOULTRANSFORMATION50
DARKSIDE50

Tarot Readings
WHATTHEFUCK50
WHEEL50

NOBODY IS TURNED AWAY FOR LACK OF FUNDS!

If you’re committed to the service you want to book but do not have the means, you will not be turned away. I know how awkward it is to ask for something for free, so I have created codes for you that work just the same as the ones above.

100% off

Witch Circles
IMBOLC100
SPRINGEQUINOX100
BELTANE100
LITHA100
LUGHNASADH100
AUTUMNEQUINOX100
SAMHAIN100
YULE100

Astro Sessions
SOULRENEWAL100
SOULPURPOSE100
SOULTRANSFORMATION100
DARKSIDE100

Tarot Readings
WHATTHEFUCK100
WHEEL100

OPEN TO BARTER

I am also open to bartering. You can drop me an email at patricia@witchmother.co.uk or you can just book yourself in with the code above and then discuss with me when we meet.

Currently, I am looking for:

• someone to get my bike back on the road – it’s a Dutch bike and has been outside for a while; you’ll have to be in West London for this and we’ll need to meet over Zoom before this happens
• someone to create a logo for me; I’d like a graphic with and without the words Witch Mother.

While this on my mind right now, I am always open to what you have to offer. Everyone has something to offer, so I am sure we will find an energy exchange that works for both of us.

PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT DO LOVE READINGS, EVER! NO EXCEPTIONS. IF LOVE HAPPENS TO COME UP, I‘LL MENTION IT BUT IT WILL NEVER BE THE FOCUS. WONDERING IF YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH THEM? MY ANSWER WILL ALWAYS BE YES!